"I'm not...straight!"~Kerri, on her inability to use a ruler
"Thanks for last night, Kerri."~Lisa
"What do you want Kerri, huh?? What do you WANT?!"~Lisa asks this question as I pin her against the wall in Henry Barnard so she wouldn't buy me a soda. I wonder what people think I wanted. Hmmm....
Lisa: Know what I hate about us? How we're so...Kerri: ...co-dependant?
"I slept with my friend last night."~Lisa (I was obviously the friend)
Lisa: Look at how low-cut this shirt is!Kerri: You know, I don't think that you slamming your cleavage into my face in the middle of Chelo's is a good idea.
Victoria's Secret Lady: Would you like to buy some Vicki mints?Lisa: No, thanks.
VSL: You should get some for that special someone in your life.
Lisa (to Kerri): Do you want some?
"You know Kerri, people are going to start thinking we actually ARE dating!"~Lisa, on her and Kerri's paranoia and constant discussion about why people think their dating
Lisa: I'll have the turkey club with curly fries.Kerri: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Lisa: What? Now you're controlling what I eat?
Kerri: I'm just saying that you don't like the curly fries. Last time you didn't eat them.
Lisa: Fine. I'll get steak fries instead. Happy?
Dave: I don't know if I can break this ten.Lisa (quietly): You don't have to, it's for both of us.
Dave: You mean you both have tens?
Kerri: No. I'm paying for both of us. It's her BIRTHDAY GIFT.
Lisa: Yeah. It's a gift. Otherwise, she woud never pay for me.
"You guys need to stop making out so much."~Tamarind, to Lisa and Kerri after they were both diagnosed with mono within 24 hours of each other
Lisa: I laughed when she said snore because that's what you do.Kerri: Yeah, yeah.
Gail: So are you guys, uh, roommates?